So, anyone looking to abandon ship here on GJ, you guys are more then welcome to ask me for a scribbld invite code. Just leave me your e-mail, and I'll send you one.

Okay. Getting myself in deep here. I found this on dA. Going to give it a try. With Jason x Alice.

Oh god oh god oh god what am I getting myself into? D:

Oh what the fucking hell.

http://jesseschwarzenfornia.deviantart.com/art/Don-t-Read-This-72988307

SO. I went to my uncle's surprise party tonight. At a karaoke bar. The manager was giving out free margaritas, and one thing led to another, and before I know it, I'm on stage with Christina singing "School's Out."

I figured I was never going to hit that note anyways, so I just went up there, screamed the lyrics, and rocked out. And... we got a standing ovation.

And this hot guy walked up to us and said we did great.

I'm going to drink more often. =]

My little sister made me so damn happy today.

The conversation was this. I decided Freddy's new theme song should be Alice's "Go to Hell."

Christina mentioned she had that song in her head all day. Then she said: "What if Alice went to hell and found Jason and Freddy there?"

I grinned. She continued: "What if they decided to have a sleepover party! I can just imagine what they would do!"

So can I, baby. So can I.

I protest Will Smith playing a role once held by Vincent Price. Charlton Heston just barely slid by. Barely.

Will Smith? Just no. The man is an okay actor, but he will never, EVER be on Vincent Price's level.

I also protest the movie taking place in New York. What's wrong with Escondido?

Goddammit.

So Pirates of the Caribbean 3 came out last week, right?

Walking past the Pirates toys to look for Transformers figures at Target reminded me just how much I HATED that damn movie.

Unless you're under 16, hormonal, and stupid, I don't see how you could possibly like it. And I figure that's the general agreement amongst toy buyers. Target can't seem to get rid of it's Pirates merchandise. (And mysteriously, the Transformers toys are always mostly sold out. Imagine.)

Let's face it. Disney, you fucked up. Yes, you are going to make millions, but it's all going to be exploited from the dumbass, die-hard fanbase. And they'll buy any shit you throw at them. Literally, just make Johnny Depp take a squat, zip-lock it with an official Pirates label, and hand it off to MsDepp2190376 and she'll buy it for $40. And then she'll spam [link] telling us how great it smells.

But is that something to be proud of?

I mean, come on. The first one was brilliant. I have no complaints there. The characters were well-written and witty.

The second was setting up for something, so that I could forgive.

But if the third one was what you were setting up for, why waste my time? Even the actors looked like it was time to give it up. None of them seemed as enthusiastic as they were for the others. Orlando Bloom pretty much sleep-walked through the entire three hours. Kiera Knightly seemed like she was trying to make a genuine effort to keep it together, but her character fucking sucked, so no amount of effort on her part could have helped even a little.

And... three fucking hours? You guys aren't JRR Tolkien. You weren't hawking a plot. That whole movie could have been wrapped up with all the information you needed in about 40 minutes. The rest was just some recent graduate from ITT tech showing off what he can do with a computer. Yawn. Show me something I haven't seen or get the fuck out of show business.

Not to mention all the loose ends in the plot. No, they didn't have to sell anything, that's what the first one did. So why try? Well, I have next to no talent, but even I wouldn't release something to the public that I didn't put a minimal of effort into. I want to be proud of the things I've done.

But no. Why bother doing something good, when you can have Johnny Depp take off his shirt? And if one Johnny Depp is good, why not twenty? Hell, let's put a whole fucking scene in there where the twenty Johnny Depps talk to each other and fight amongst themselves.

Have a little respect for your fanbase, goddammit. Not all of us are hormonal thirteen year olds.

I mean Shani, my die-hard, I'll love anything you do Johnny Depp fan friend, managed to be disgusted by this abomination.

I USED TO RESPECT YOU, JOHNNY DEPP. How could you sign your name to this atrocity? How can you not feel any self-loathing for this movie? I mean, Tim Burton fucking MADE YOU. Don't you at least owe it him to do good things with your time?

As for the writers? GO AND DIE NOW. We don't need your DNA stinking up humanity's already fouled up pool. Disney, if you had ANY kind of common sense, use this Writer's Crybaby Strike to fire them and hire better ones.

So for my conclusion; if you have a soul, you'll find better things to do with your time. If you just had your first period and love Soulja Boy, this movie will be right up your alley.

And my last name is "Finazzo."

Huh.

So I got this e-mail... and I had a weird thought.

No one else *my age* gets e-mails like this.

If you can make sense out of this, I'll give you a cookie.




"2 Waltz clogs:

R stomp L shuffle L ball change
L stomp R shuffle R ball change
R stomp L stomp

repeat lines 1 - 3

R stomp L shuffle L ball change
L stomp R shuffle R ball change
R stomp L shuffle L ball change
step L R L
R foot sweeps L then R toe pointed
3 bumper shays to the L (L toe R brush toe-heel x 3)
stomp L

R heel toe L pull toe heel x 2 stomp R stomp L HOLD
repeat line above

R cramp roll - R toe L toe R heel L heel
R brush back L dig heel
L brush back L brush back
L Flap ball change (R arm front L arm out)

Jump R L leg pointing to L about 45 degree
L Flap ball change (R arm front L arm out)

R sugar L sugar hand shaking infront of belly

into new positions with:
R flap L Flap R shuffle R Flap
L Flap R Flap L shuffle L Flap

New Step 9/27/07:

front row and 3rd row do this : Stand on L leg, point R foot ,arms up palms out
shift to stand on R leg, point L foot, arms down , press hands flat

2nd row and back row do this: Stand on L leg, point R foot ,arms down, press hands flat
shift to stand on R leg, point L foot, arms up palms out


New steps 10/4/07
roll off 1st row on "and 1"
2nd row on "and 2"
3rd row on "and 3"
4th row on "and 4"

stomp L foot to front and put wait on it, body is turned L side to front, arms slightly angled,
L arm to front, R arm to back, hands flat

New steps 10/11/07
swing L hip R hip hands on hips
swing L hip R hip hands on hips
swing L hip R hip hands "sugar" in front
swing L hip R hip hands "sugar" in front
6 steps into new places
small jump feet apart on 7 hands pressed
feet together "in" on 8

New steps 10/25/07:
lace hands in front
R heel up, L stomp x 3
(R shuffle ball change) - she changed that - it is now just a stomp stomp (R, L)
pull R leg to L - then point R arm/index finger L M R (1,2,3)

New steps 11/1/07:
R toe heel, L stomp
then the "around" roll off
- arms straight up small circle with hands, big circle with hips

New steps 11/8/07:

step flat R, touch L
step flat L, touch R
step flat R, touch L
step flat L, touch R

into new positions, Debbie called it a rumble....

New steps 11/29/07:

the rumble people go: R scuff heel, L heel, R step
L scuff heel, R heel, L step
R scuff heel, L heel, R step
L scuff heel, R heel, L step
R stomp - L stomp

the half circle people go: R step clap up, L step clap up 1 2 3 4
R step clap down, L step clap down 5 6 7 8
(the clap get a count by itself)


New steps 12/6/07:


the rumble people: R shuffle step L pick up, stomp R stomp L x2

the half circle people go:
sit with right foot popped, "hitch hike" thumb up right arm straight out to left (across chest) 4 counts taking arm across to the right
switch sides, sit with left foot popped, thumb up left arm straight out to right (across chest) 4 counts taking arm across to the left

then the whole group splits in half in the middle.
The L group turns with their back to the left
the R group turns with their back to the right (the groups are now facing each other)
all arms outstreched to the front
4 steps backwards R L R L


NEW 12/12/07:
the FANCY group on the R goes:
R cramp roll - R stomp L stomp
R cramp roll to front jump onto R foot L foot out pointed
with L pade-barre (L back side front) L chug
R heel L toe R toe clap
L heel R toe L toe clap
bounce in pose looking at the SEXY group 2 x 8 counts


the SEXY group on the L goes:
bounce in pose looking at the FANCY group 2 x 8 counts
STep R L heel - step R, L heel out
2 L shuffles, L toe heel
1 R sguffle, L heel, R toe L toe
R cramp roll R step L step sit and pose"

Teen strikes student with hammer at Fontana High






10:00 PM PST on Wednesday, December 12, 2007

By RICHARD BROOKS
The Press-Enterprise

FONTANA - A dispute prompted a hammer-wielding teen to attack another boy during high school shop class, Fontana police said Wednesday.

The teen has been charged as an adult with premeditated attempted murder and faces a life sentence if convicted, said Clark Hansen III, supervising deputy district attorney for San Bernardino County.

"The kid who hit the other kid ... first asked a teacher what you get (as punishment) for murder these days," said Fontana police Sgt. Jeff Decker. "The teacher ... didn't pick up on the idea that he might have a reason for asking that question."

The attack occurred at 11:11 a.m. Tuesday in a woodshop at Fontana High School.

The victim underwent surgery to repair damage to the back of his skull. He may have some paralysis, said Decker.

Jose Angel Quintero, 17, was booked into San Bernardino County Juvenile Hall. If he is convicted, one year could be added to the life sentence for using a hammer, Hansen said.

Both boys are seniors at the high school. The name of the victim, who also is 17, was not released.

"He certainly will be put up for expulsion," Fontana Unified School District Superintendent Jane Smith said of Quintero.

Counselors were available at the 4,100-student high school Wednesday to help students and staff cope with the incident.

"We're all in a little bit of shock about this happening," Smith said.

Details of the underlying dispute were unavailable. But police say the violence erupted when the assailant, who wasn't scheduled to attend that shop class, entered the classroom, grabbed a hammer and hit the victim on the head. He then fled.

"His parents actually brought him back to the school," Decker said. "He admitted to what he did."

Staff writer Melanie C. Johnson contributed to this report.

Reach Richard Brooks at 909-806-3057 or rbrooks@PE.com

That's right. I'm from FoHi. And when I heard this I laughed. Yep. That's the FoHi I know and love.

http://megaop.deviantart.com/art/The-Truth-About-the-War-71792080

I'm just satisifed to see someone else noticed "a certain" F22 taking a shot at Megatron.

The fact that it's mecha slash also goes far to improve my spirits.

Putting this link up because I want to browse the whole gallery... but I don't think I have the attention span right now. And I don't want to bookmark it, because I'm not sure if I'm going to like it or not.

You understand my dilemma, don't you?

http://photo.163.com/photos/op.mega

BY THE WAY... I'm not really sure what that link contains... so enter at own risk, ja?

moar funny pictures

That seriously looks like my cat.

Kreuger delivers. Just like in your nightmares.

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I'm sorry... Jesus himself would have floated down from heaven and shot me himself had I not shared that.

Man, I am having the weirdest fucking hot flashes right now. :/

Menopause for me? (Yeah, right.)

Maybe it's because I'm working on that Jason x Alice ficlet. HELL MOTHER FUCKING YES.